The Hurdy Gurdy house in Ballyfermot is decked out, The gaudy lghts on Henry Street are up, The mini christmas cards from the pound shop are alreay starting to take over my locker in college. What does this say?
It says Christmas is a piss take and were still over three weeks away!
Don't get me wrong:
I want twinkling lights as much as any pilfering magpie, I crave wine as much Jiz, I enjoy chistmas carols as much as the next old bat, I love Christmas! Just not in November. Am I a stinky Grinch? Not a chance. Later in December you can expect tasty recipes for cinnamon snaps and ginger bread. Top craft tips for jobless swines and festive reviews on terrific holiday tunes.
Give it two weeks yeah? ;)
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