bum

I've been thinking to myself
of maybe being someone else
for a second month or year
but i'm still here
i'm still here



And these sober walls
are shadowless and frigid
and give me a serious case of the nods-
chronic even
restlessness provided by coffee and mirrors
and random calls on my tell-me-anything
telephone
are distant callings that remind me
i'm not alone
not alone

This may seem a bit strange but it has to be said......I LOVE EGGS!!!!

Some days all i want to do is eat eggs or soy sauce or both together. I love them so much. I could eat 3 or 4 or 6! There just so great. My favourite way to eat them is in a stir fry with noodles or scrambled and fried by themselves. I'd marry an egg. Or make my partner do a sexy egg dance and bring them to me in bed with a glass of soy sauce on the side. Oooh spicy

Tit & Tat

Its going to be dark green and gorgeous

Awww man

Ive turned into the token alcoholic on the 19. Everytime i get on that bus i'm drunk or a little bit drunk or else suffering with a shitbag of a hangover. I realised this today as i swayed back and forth stinking of whiskey. Its kind of embarassing actually when i'm getting off and i forget I have earphones in and i scream at the bus drivers. THHAANKKS MATE!!!! CHEEERS! BYE NOW

THINGS THAT SCARE ME

1. Being Cillian Murphy in 28 Days Later where everyones either dead or nuts

2. Deadlines

3. Friends parents when you've been an acomplice in something bold

4. Zealots


tbct

A GRIN FOR THE WIN

> Playing tricks on people. Yesterday I checked my phone when I was at work, there was a message from a friend saying 'Ur workin 2nite while i'm out on the beer. ha ha'

I decided to send him a message back : 'Jokes on u bold boy! Went into work earlier and they were over staffed so I got a paid night off work, Yahoo!'
Literally laughed at this for about 10 minutes


> People say you have to love yourself before anyone else can, WELL the same can be said about laughing at your own jokes. It would be weird if you delivered an ace one-liner while staring stony faced at a wall. Lets be honest, I'm pretty funny?

QUESTIONS

Q: Does anyone actually like Take That?

A: Yes, atleast 80,000 people (?)